Probably the most disturbing part of this is that it happened in a Wal-Mart and no one caught the guy. Don't they have cameras? If not, you wanna go get some free stuff?
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My husband suggested "Girl Gets What's Cumming To Her". When I told him the girl was 8 years old, he politely excused himself and tiptoed backwards from the room.
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Yet another reason to avoid Walmart.
Seriously, though, they haven't given employees in this county a heads up/description and picture from cameras after 9 times to be on the lookout for this sicko?
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"Okay guys, we're looking for a man in his thirties carrying a water gun and looking affably nervous. And for God's sakes, DON'T surprise him."
I like the forensic psychiatrist's comments. "he might suffer from a mental illness".
Might.
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You just had to seed this before I ate lunch, didn't you? Looks like no mayo for my sandwich today, thank you.
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You eat lunch at 9 am? What are you, the town crier?
I had a huge argument with someone yesterday who didn't believe that there are no dairy products in mayonnaise.
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depends on if you consider eggs dairy or not.
If you're talking about this, then it's a semantic holdover anyways - either way, the person in question was convinced it was a very thick cream, whipped up with vinegar.
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it is sad because these are the guys who later molest kids and out of frustration even resort to sexual assault.
This is disgusting. The whole concept is against nature. Not even animals do this; what's happened to the enlightened, civilized human being we've sought after throughout the ages?
When I used to try to predict the signs that society had finally collapsed, "super-soakers full of semen" never really came up as an FYI.
This comment made me think of Star Trek and the whole "evolving into the best that mankind can be" ideal of theirs. I wonder sometimes, if we had something like the Holodeck, what our rates of sex-related crimes would be like. Because the Internet fills some of that niche today, though nowhere near to that extent. I honestly don't know.
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A man uses a toy to spray an innocent child's face with his semen for the sake of his sexual gratification.
This is happening in the twenty-first century? In the richest and most powerful nation in the world?
Humans lost their sense of true religion a long time ago. Everything is now extreme; extreme Islam, extreme conservatives, extreme this, extreme that. Now, on top of all this, humans have apparently lost basic decency and morality.
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Now, on top of all this, humans have apparently lost basic decency and morality.
I feel obliged to point out that this is a single isolated incident, which is hardly an accurate depiction of the nation's population. Everyone I observe seems to have a very good sense of decency and morality, which is reassuring. If it made Newsvine headlines everytime someone did some good deeds, you'd never know headlines like this came up. It's a negligable perecentage.
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Are they sure it wasn't just some guy with an oozinator? ;)
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I knew someone would bring this up from my post the other day :)
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The oozinator commercial is the internet-meme that just keeps on giving and giving.
Bit like a gift from God, really. ;)
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That oozinator clip was great! Thanks for the link. Now all kids can play with a semen like substance together.
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What's more disturbing, a potential child molester squirting semen into little kids' faces, or the fact that most everyone seems to think it's entertaining?
Ha ha. We should have a game show where we let our children rummage around in hospital waste looking for candy and prizes. Now that would be a real hoot!
Either don't post it, don't comment, or grow the hell up.
Oh, by the way, did anyone think it was ironic that this article was "seeded" by someone?
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nowell,
I don't think that "growing up" means abandoning ones sense of humor.
People often use humor when confronted with something uncomfortable or horrific.
(oh, and I must say I did crack a smile at your game show suggestion.....but perhaps I'm just a borderline sociopath) :)
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Yes, see my last line. The whole statement was more or less one big, ill-conceived attempt at levity. So I agree with you completely :)
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Everybody's looking for terrorists who wear turbans
Meanwhile this monkey runs around a walmart shooting semen out of a water gun to young children.
Way to go Walmart security.
I wish we fought the war on perverted baboons with a little bit more seriousness.
There are more than 300,000 sex offenders in the USA, including those living in your neighborhood.
Don't believe me? Check this out: MapSexOffenders.com
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Ah, Zaki, but what is far more frightening is your map there is of convicted sex offenders. Mr. Semen Gun and (I'm sure) many other sick and twisted individuals roam the countryside without showing up on this map or any list.
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indeed my friend, that is very true.
Damn those perverted monkeys. I wish there was a way to round them all in a special prison full of blow-up dolls. Let them play with those rather than disturb small innocent children.
takes determination to do something sick like this, planning, getting the water gun, filling it up, and going to the place and look for a target. Not some random act... shows how truly sick this guy is
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Well, definitely the most vile story I've had to research today. Just FYI, folks - this is a five year old story that thankfully ended up wtih this sicko behind bars.
LOCAL & STATE
SEX OFFENDER TO BE TRACKED BY SATELLITE
Susan Clary, Sentinel Staff Writer
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27 September 2001
Orlando Sentinel
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Copyright (c) 2001 Bell & Howell Information and Learning Company. All rights reserved.When Joseph Nichols is released from prison, a state employee will monitor his every move around the clock -- perhaps for the next 15 years.
Nichols, the Pine Hills truck driver who confessed last year to squirting almost a dozen victims with a semen-filled water pistol, will be tracked by the Global Positioning System.
Circuit Court Judge Bob Wattles ordered Nichols placed on GPS after he finishes a five-year prison term for his offenses. Nichols will be on sex-offender probation for 15 years.
Nichols was accused of approaching young girls in the toy sections of department stores, squirting them with the fluid and then snapping their photographs. Nichols' crimes prompted the Legislature to pass a law making it a felony for adults to throw bodily fluids on a child.
Wattles agreed with the probation officer that requested GPS monitoring for Nichols. In Orlando, about a dozen people are on this monitoring.
Defense attorney Christopher Smith argued that the punishment was a restriction of Nichols' liberties and it was improper to add a new condition to his terms of release.
With GPS, the offender wears an ankle bracelet and carries a small box. The box is monitored by satellite and sends a signal every 10 minutes to a computer. The system pinpoints the exact location of the offender -- down to the street corner. Probation officials monitor felons on a mapping program.
Susan Clary can be reached at sclary@orlandosentinel.com or 407-420- 5448.
(Sorry for the full-text cut/paste job - can't find a current link for the story it's so old)
--Mike Krempasky
--Edelman
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Glad they caught that guy-but there are many many out there that haven't been caught. I think all Walmarts, kmarts etc should have a camera in their toy section in any case-the most likely place for a child to be molested or kidnapped from. I keep thinking "OMG what if that little girl had opened her mouth?" Many children are obedient, and will do what they are told..I think he should wear the bracelet for life, tho-not just 15 years..who said he will stop just because he was monitored-the minute that bracelet comes off, what will he do?
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